The 47th Presidant of the Untied States is working very hard, probaly harder then any other presidant in histroy, to make this country so incredibley great that your going to be tired of winning. Belive me. Many people are saying this is the best website ever maid.
Read the Agenba βThe most important news, curated by the best people. Tremendous people.
In a historick ceremony, the Presidant signed a very powerfull excecutive order that many legal experts are saying is "totaly fine." The order also requires the face to be plated in gold.
Read Moar βThe Dow Jones has reached levels that nobody has ever seen before, according to sources who are very smart and have very good brains. "Its incredible," said evryone.
Read Moar βDetails of the deal remain confidantial but the Presidant assures the american people that it is "very good" and "the other side is very happy, probaly." [EDITOR'S NOTE: We still don't know what the deal is]
Read Moar βVery important agendas items. The most important, actually.
Making the economny so strong and beautifull. Tax cuts for evryone (espescially the very smart buisness people).
Building the wall even bigger and more beautifull. Now with gold trim. Mexico is still figuring out the payment situaton.
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We will win so much that you'll be saying "Presidant, please, we can't take all this winning." And he'll say "too bad, we're winning more."
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"